1. guardian-of-our-galaxy:

    The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe

    (via cuttlefishknight)

    sammywingman:

    bro-chan

    (via cuttlefishknight)

  2. The problem with depression is

    hanjelia:

    lifeaccordingtohan:

    -You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
    -You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
    -You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
    -You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

    SOMEONE SAID IT

    (via thingsillneverrsayy)

  3. dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

    dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

    snazzapplesweet:

    dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

    dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

    dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

    my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

    he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

    image

    I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

    someone make this mans dreams come true

    okay

    helP

    WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

    (via dutchster)

  4. charlesoberonn:

    tardis-mind-palace:

    theselener:

    friend is mean?

    friend makes you feel bad?

    friend doesnt act like a friend?

    image

    i’m confused do I kill him or what

    image

    (Source: lmpossibleprincess, via tyleroakley)

  5. brovanguard:

    rlmjob:

    okay but this one is all too real

    the first infomercial ad that makes sense

    (Source: yodiscrepo, via axelhax)

    rowdyroughgirl:

    blinking-red-light:

    "We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

    this show needs all the awards

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  6. whereiseefashion:

    Match #192

    Posting this match in honour of the fashion legend Oscar de la Renta, such an inspiration for so many people. His creations were real works of art.

    Oscar de la Renta Fall 2012 | The Bell Rock Lighthouse (detail) by J.M.W. Turner, 1819

    More matches here

    (via cataspookymisfit)

    • gavin: who do you think has died the most in gta?
    • michael: you
    • ray: you
    • ah crew: you
    • me: you
    • dan gruchy: you
    • rt community: you
    • obama: you
  7. wondycupcake:

    Making decisions in Bioware games like

    image

    (via cuttlefishknight)

    hope-for-snow:

    Dragon Training Rule #294: Pet a dragon on its own terms. Only stop when it wants you to.

    based on this sent to me by hijackspace :D

    (via fangirltothefullest)

  8. jerk-bitch-casbutt:

    mitsukake:

    raptorific:

    The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

    The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

    image

    (via literateknits)



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